Thursday, January 26, 2006

Squinty Pirate Poem

Sent by my fellow martini-loving friend Kate, who can actually finish a martini

I like to have a Martini,
two at the very most;
three, I'm under the table,
four I'm under my host!


by: Dorothy Parker

22 Comments:

Blogger Flatman said...

hee hee! I love it!

12:05 PM  
Blogger TryAthlete said...

Gawd.

12:41 PM  
Blogger The Clyde said...

Drinks anyone?

12:49 PM  
Blogger Joseph Vinciquerra said...

Note to self: "Host a martini party for Susan's friend Kate".

1:00 PM  
Blogger Bolder said...

mmmmm... men showing up in bunches... we like Kate...

1:17 PM  
Blogger Swordspoint said...

hehehehehe Kate is a lush. hehehe (Secret: It would probably only take two martinis, boys)

1:39 PM  
Blogger Swordspoint said...

And wouldn't this be more of an 'O' face pirate poem?

1:40 PM  
Blogger Black Knight said...

When a poem in honour of my lovely Coca Cola?

1:47 PM  
Blogger 'Zilla said...

You know I love poetry ;) Nice one!

2:17 PM  
Blogger The Spandex-King said...

So Funny!!!

3:10 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

making me thirsty :)

3:19 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

If all poetry were so beautiful, I'd have payed more attention in English class! :)

4:49 PM  
Blogger iliketoast said...

I like the margarita,
and guacamole dip.
Everyone gets more pretty,
after every slurp and sip!

5:14 PM  
Blogger robtherunner said...

That is the funniest poem I have ever heard. I like it!

5:31 PM  
Blogger D said...

You guys are a crack up!

5:55 PM  
Blogger tri-mama said...

This is why I need to move to Texas-you complain of cold when it's like 45-and you know how to host a party. I'll take a cosmo....

11:33 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

I'm cracking up. This is brilliant!

4:25 AM  
Blogger Yvonne said...

Dorothy Parker was a genius wasn't she?

8:10 AM  
Blogger Wylee said...

So true so true.

9:46 AM  
Blogger 21st Century Mom said...

That was so me some years ago.

10:26 AM  
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12:55 PM  
Blogger runliarun said...

I actually have a pair of running socks called Martini Socks. They have small martini glasses on them, olive and all. On each sole it says: "One martini, Two martinis, Three martinis, Floor." They have a lime-green rim, which matches may favorite running top (so far) so I wore them in my first half-marathon race a few weeks ago. I loved the race, and I love martinis too, for that matter.

12:31 PM  

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