Squinty Pirate Poem
Sent by my fellow martini-loving friend Kate, who can actually finish a martini
I like to have a Martini,
two at the very most;
three, I'm under the table,
four I'm under my host!
by: Dorothy Parker
I like to have a Martini,
two at the very most;
three, I'm under the table,
four I'm under my host!
by: Dorothy Parker
posted by Susan at 11:39 AM
22 Comments:
hee hee! I love it!
Gawd.
Drinks anyone?
Note to self: "Host a martini party for Susan's friend Kate".
mmmmm... men showing up in bunches... we like Kate...
hehehehehe Kate is a lush. hehehe (Secret: It would probably only take two martinis, boys)
And wouldn't this be more of an 'O' face pirate poem?
When a poem in honour of my lovely Coca Cola?
You know I love poetry ;) Nice one!
So Funny!!!
making me thirsty :)
If all poetry were so beautiful, I'd have payed more attention in English class! :)
I like the margarita,
and guacamole dip.
Everyone gets more pretty,
after every slurp and sip!
That is the funniest poem I have ever heard. I like it!
You guys are a crack up!
This is why I need to move to Texas-you complain of cold when it's like 45-and you know how to host a party. I'll take a cosmo....
I'm cracking up. This is brilliant!
Dorothy Parker was a genius wasn't she?
So true so true.
That was so me some years ago.
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I actually have a pair of running socks called Martini Socks. They have small martini glasses on them, olive and all. On each sole it says: "One martini, Two martinis, Three martinis, Floor." They have a lime-green rim, which matches may favorite running top (so far) so I wore them in my first half-marathon race a few weeks ago. I loved the race, and I love martinis too, for that matter.
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