Thursday, January 12, 2006

Desperately Seeking Susan

According to site-meter, if you type in these words into a search engine you'll somehow find my blog.

  • sexually active dog
  • susan porn
  • girls girls girls (I feel the need to add 'gone wild' for some reason)
  • strawberry twizzler stops diarrhea
  • tampon information
  • girl running naked
  • rowdy man kit
  • mud wrestling
  • and my personal favorite - Texas whore

I'm either extremely kinky, or I spend too much time blogging intoxicated - you choose.

Upper-body boot camp this morning - and much needed - but sadly, I win the Weenie award for lack of effort. Let's hope I can fit a 5 mile run in at lunch if I'm not at the doctor again.


Blogger Joseph Vinciquerra said...

"I'm either extremely kinky, or I spend too much time blogging intoxicated - you choose."

Is it really one or the other? ;-)

7:51 AM  
Blogger Wobbly man said...

LMAO! Great post!

8:00 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

The more I read about you, the more you amaze me ;-)

First the lap dancing, now this.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

Boob camp, not upper-body boot camp. Sheesh. Considering what you just posted, I don't think you have to be careful, Texas whore with sexually active dogs.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...


9:52 AM  
Blogger TryAthlete said...

I found your blog via "colon cleansing" actually.

10:13 AM  
Blogger TryAthlete said...

And "Threesomes in Texas".

10:14 AM  
Blogger Oldman said...

how about buttcamp...will that find your blog?

10:18 AM  
Blogger Hilda said...

No, no, don't even think about it!
(the doctor)

But who is stealing our energy?

11:27 AM  
Blogger Mia said...

I'm going to google them all just for sh**s and grins :) I'm going to guess it's kinky AND intoxicated blogging. But who cares??? We LOVE your blog!

11:29 AM  
Blogger The Clyde said...

That is great...can't stop laughing.


11:40 AM  
Blogger Flatman said...

Not ONE of those surprises me...ha!

12:00 PM  
Blogger 'Zilla said...

Actually, it was *rowdy man kit* that had me roaring! Oh my god. That was great!

12:16 PM  
Blogger A Cloud's Yin said...

Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's both, haha!

Take care of yourself, hun!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Black Knight said...

This deserves the nomination for the post of the month!

12:19 PM  
Blogger runninturnip said...

I guess keywords for mine would include beer, drunk-ass fool, pshcyotic, and fluffy.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Swordspoint said...

Ahhhh if they only knew you. Susan is really a 5'1, 240lbs, chip-eating, flat-chested, snot-suckin, dogless, manless, booty bouncin, coke bottle eyeglass wearin, alcoholic, janitor at an insane asylum. And all those pictures? She steals them off someone's Flickr account. Explains a lot, huh?
P.S. - I found this blog by googling, grotesque jiggly bun lap dancer.

1:34 PM  
Blogger psbowe said...

oh my, thanks for letting the secret out ms. swordspoint!

2:09 PM  
Blogger ~The Modern Tragedy said...

sorry I find sexually active dog fracking hilarious, but I think thats because im an immature teenager

2:34 PM  
Blogger Chad Austin said...


Swordspoint's comments lead me to believe the search engine is searching the comments left by your "friends" in addition to your entries.

3:41 PM  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Both ..... definitely both ..... thanks for the smile.

4:30 PM  
Blogger robtherunner said...

Your husband is either a very lucky guy, or a very unlucky guy depending on which item on the list you judge from. I am sure he is a very lucky guy. Does your husband ever read any of this stuff?

4:53 PM  
Blogger olga said...

This is so great and I am in a best mood for the last 2 weeks, thanks to you! Kinky, I'll take kinky:)

5:42 PM  
Blogger Bolder said...

i found you by typing into google: 'my daily ray of sunshine'...

surprised your site meter didn't track that.

7:55 PM  
Blogger David said...

I found you once while googling for a "jealous cleavage librarian"

9:26 PM  
Blogger brent d. said...

Yeah... I'm the one doing a search on Rowdy Man Kit. I'm trying to overcome my metrosexual self.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Jennifer P said...

I only wish that mine comes up under toothless and wieners one day. Actually, now yours will!

I used to work for a web company and one of our clients was a hardware store. After reviewing their webstats, we foudn out that someone found them by typing in girls in plastic raincoats. I bet they were disappointed!

12:33 AM  
Blogger Rae said...

Don't you just LOVE the stats!! They always crack me up, and then I wonder why in the world they actually click on my blog. Then I wonder if they come back every day and silently stalk!!!

7:00 AM  
Blogger Nytro said...

lol... i had someone from Yemen (yes, YEMEN) google "wives first night" and find my blog.

it's no sexually active dog, but it's noteworthy.

12:01 PM  
Blogger A Girl Running said...

I have site meter - where do you find that info?

very funny post by the way

12:20 AM  

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