Sunday, December 18, 2005

Ask a stupid question with PMS . . .

Susan asks:
"WHY? WHY? Why must every TV in the house be on ESPN?"

Methodically, Michael answers:
"Because I get bored with Susan porn!"

18 Comments:

Blogger Okolo said...

Yeah, I start to twitch when my wife scrolls past HGTV.

I mean, I like to watch some of the shows, just not in the volume...

Do they really need 100 different versions of the same show, and do we need to watch them all?

12:42 PM  
Blogger Swordspoint said...

You needed editing for that?!?!

3:19 PM  
Blogger David said...

I hope you add a little Bravo to your HGTV.

4:04 PM  
Blogger sarah said...

yes, if i could have only one channel it would be HGTV. i loooove it.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

Sarah, don't get me started on your Rachel Ray thing.

Susan, can't you strike a happy medium? Think of your poor scarred child. Crafts and Sports. Yech.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Bolder said...

oh, your husband is a keeper!

THAT was a good one.

p.s. doesn't mean he shouldn't watch 'What not to Wear' with you... as well as at least one hour a week of the Food Network.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Mia said...

My question is...why must EVERY TV BE ON ALLLLLLLLLL THE TIME ANYWAY???? It's the same in my house. Apparently PMS hits around the same time here also.

6:36 PM  
Blogger iliketoast said...

I'd be tuning everything to ESPN to avoid HGTV. Looks too much like "hey, lets paint something!".

6:39 PM  
Blogger Jennifer P said...

Have to disagree with your porn choice, it's all Food-TV, all the time in our house.

8:19 PM  
Blogger tri-mama said...

Ouch-ok I admit, I'm a closet ESPN er-but I like HGTV and Food Network as well. I guess that just makes me a tv ho.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

That's right..hahaha ;)

10:08 PM  
Blogger robtherunner said...

How can you watch t.v. when there are so many great blogs to read?

10:25 PM  
Blogger ~The Modern Tragedy said...

My porn choice is CNBC, then Discovery Science Chanel:)

1:23 AM  
Blogger Wylee said...

According to my husband there is only one thing worse than HGTV... PBS. He will actually leave the room if I turn it on. This has it's advantages. :)

6:53 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

I rarely have to deal with ESPN. History channel, now that's another issue all together.

7:20 AM  
Blogger David said...

I go with Robtherunner. Who can watch TV when there are so many blogs to read?

...and, Susan, the answers are now posted.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Flatman said...

Oh man, I had a whole different idea when you said Susanporn... ;)

9:45 AM  
Blogger Mia said...

I died laughing when I clicked on the susan porn link. Lucky for you that you have a comedian for a husband ;)

9:04 AM  

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