Monday, November 28, 2005

The Librarian Lies

She does. I bypassed a career as a lap dancer to move straight into female mud-wrestling. I needed something more competitive - besides, that's where the REAL money is. I'm thinking my next career may involve something in the field of Roller Derby, I do skate just as well as I run.

I will get even with the swordsy girl. She shames librarians. Oh she does.

Today's schedule called for an easy 5 mile run . . . and let me stress the 'easy' part. It was easy and I still struggled. I think I'm due a rest day soon. I'm looking forward to an easy buttcamp tomorrow - no running for Susan.*

*I'm really hoping Karrie sees the easy I put with buttcamp.


Blogger Swordspoint said...

I don't lie, I merely make the truth more intersting to hear, that is all. Anyway, there is a spot on my alligator wrestling/tobacco spitting team if you would like to join.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

Oh, she totally lies. Lying sack of pooh.

Isn't it amazing what librarians have become?

Tsk tsk.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Flatman said...

I feel out of the loop. Did I miss something...? By the way...White Rock is off, Cowtown is ON!

3:14 PM  
Blogger psbowe said...

Oh I just notice your "new" header! Very nice!

5:27 PM  
Blogger marathena said...

Great butts take a lot of work!! Hahaha

5:59 PM  
Blogger susie said...

Yeah, there is no easy buttcamp. Sounds like a tough week. Maybe you need a real day off? Practice for one of those new careers?

6:05 PM  
Blogger Bolder said...

i'm with the Flatman, but, i now know your pain re the P-dawgs... i will right my wrong tomorrow!

did the header fairy visit you too?

6:43 PM  
Blogger D said...

Nice header. Swordspoint is about the uniquest (is that even a word) ok most unique looking librarian I have ever seen. Hilarious! I like that "merely make the truth more interesting to hear" comment.

By the way, we board our horse, so I can't claim that they are difficult. If we owned land - which I would love - then it would be more difficult. They are expensive. Board fee, regular farrier fees (about every six weeks), vet bills. And you have to invest a lot of time (my daughter does but it is easy for us because she drives.) And yes she is an only child! Re the boy thing, I thought that too. Not true! Ugh! Have fun at butt camp!

7:12 PM  
Blogger Richard Maas LMT, MTI said...

are you old enough to remember roller derby? do they still do that?

8:50 PM  
Blogger robtherunner said...

Talk about lap dancing and a busty librarian. If only life was always this good. I must admit that I would be doing a lot more research in the library if she worked in a library near me. Yes, I said that out loud.

9:00 PM  
Blogger D said...

By the way, on an unrelated note, thanks for your help w/getting Rocky on my site!

9:20 PM  
Blogger Mia said...

Bolder says there is a header fairy???? I need a new career also. A new career and a new header. And a buttcamp.

10:17 PM  
Blogger A Girl Running said...

LOL I used to be a librarian!

ps: love your new blog header, very fancy :)

1:17 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

I used to think librarians were all terribly boring - you learr something new every day!

6:33 AM  
Blogger boiledpnut said...

Why don't you lead the charge to bring back the 1980s American television jewel American Gladiators?!

8:07 AM  
Blogger Rae said...

Oh yeah, I **LOVE** the new header!

8:54 AM  
Blogger Hilda said...

Is it the wind still, who to blame this time.. I had a bad run again, it is something that seems to be happening.
I love your photo!!!
A question, you said you don't have a garmin what do you use to mesure speed and distance??

10:29 AM  
Blogger Jon (was) in Michigan said...

Heh, heh. Didn't you know, Ego Sum Lux is Latin for "smartass". :)

1:27 PM  
Blogger partyrunner said...

i've always wanted to be a roller girl. and nytimes did a recent piece on the resurgence of it and the girls were around my age, and i thought, why not be a professional roller derby hardcore girl???

11:10 PM  

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