Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Alright already you tag maniacs - my 7 (or so) spamtastic bloggy things

6 Things I can do:
  1. Drink 2 martinis and win an argument with anyone
  2. Be mean, critical and nice all at the same time (Are you a gemini Sarah?)
  3. Make groovy blog headers
  4. Have PMS for the entire month
  5. Attract the weirdo, pornsy type people to my blog with my tongue
  6. Get up early in the morning and torture myself
12 Things I cannot do:
  1. Run 26.2 consecutive 8 min miles (yet)
  2. Drive in the lines
  3. Stop Rikki from peeing on the carpet
  4. Decide what restaurant to go to
  5. String a sentence as poetic as Kate
  6. Run, drive or walk anywhere without getting lost
  7. Use profanity like the Linda
  8. Stop drinking excessive coffee
  9. Figure out how to use my phone for things other than talking
  10. Put on eye makeup without looking like a prostitute
  11. Cook without setting off the fire alarm
  12. Math
  13. Participate in sports that involve the use of balls or sharp things
  14. Buy the $178 Charles David Leisure 4" heels I want oh so badly
  15. Spell STARBUCKS better than either of my my dogs

4 Things I say often:
  1. I'm so hungry I think I might die
  2. Do I stink?
  3. Where am I?
  4. Ohhh . . .

I'll have to finish later - it's date night with my handsome husband and I want to look spiffy. He just survived a weekend with the in-laws without having any breakdowns (almost) . . . I have a picture of him cleaning the oven after having a minor breakdown when I set off the fire alarm making lasagna.

I only tag those who wish to participate, all blogaholics and anyone who can type very fast.


Blogger CJ said...

We have a few things in common - drinking excessive coffee is oneof them (though most times I don't think of it as a problem!). I'm always saying I'm so hungry, and usually my stomach is making noises to agree with me! Hope you had a great night too! And I have to add, those word verification things we have to do on your blog and others - its like a personal challenge trying to decipher the letters!

5:33 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Memes are blogger chain letters.

I REFUSE to take part.

6:11 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

i'm not a gemini, but close: cancer.

8:11 AM  
Blogger Swordspoint said...

Profanity, eh? Yeah it is a special talent of mine.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

I think you need to do the 7 before you kick the bucket bit.

Also, I like this meme. Let's do another!!

3:48 PM  

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